The world has known many mythical terrors: Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil, The Loch Ness Monster, Miley Cyrus, and of course El Chupacabra. Some say this creature is a government experiment gone wrong. Others speculate that aliens dropped him off on our planet. Personally, I think a stray dog got some bad Taco Bell and instead of getting the three-alarm intestinal fire/three rolls of Charmin runs, like the rest of us, it got horribly mutated instead. What the hell do they put in that stuff?
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Creepy/Cool: Steampunk Skull Lamp
Light up your desk space with something steampunk. I recommend this steampunk lamp that looks like a robot skull. One that just had a bright idea. Ding! It is $350 dollars. I just had an idea myself. Give him a shade in the shape of a bowler hat. Skeletons love bowler hats.
Tat’s Creepy: Tattooed Mannequin Biker Chick
So this guy basically bought a mannequin and inked her all up because he wanted a Daughter of Anarchy to play with and sell on eBay. Her name is Linda.
Linda oh Linda,
Have you seen Linda?
Linda the tattooed lady.
She looks like a tramp
when she spends her foodstamps.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s pumped full of ink,
but she’ll give you a wink.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s tattooed and pierced,
and she looks rather fierce.
Linda the tattooed lady.
She was inked by a wanker,
Just look at that anchor.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
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How much are you willing to pay for a box of slides like the ones in Dexter Morgan’s trophy case? This Bedpan Guitar: Keep On Rockin’ In The Pee World
This $149. Bedpan Guitar is perfect for aging musicians and hospital acts. You can go from the stage right into your hospital bed and take care of business. Then slosh it around and play some more.
Below are some more images and a video of this thing in action. Now all you need to complete the ultimate senior band is a drum half full of s**t and some cymbals.
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