Gigantic Monster Turtleneck. For when you absolutely, positively, have to look like a giant mitten. I would wear this thing all day. Gonna buy two so I can relax and Netflix and Chill with myself all week long, and occasionally change my shell like a hermit crab. I’ve already been accused of looking like a giant slug while I lay about in my undies. Might as well go full pupa and be the giant man-insect-larvae I was born to be.
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Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
Creature From The Black Lagoon Ice Cube Tray
This Creature From The Black Lagoon Ice Cube Tray will let you add an awesome fish monster to your drink. The darker the drink the better. You want it to look like a lake of terror. Enjoy your nice refreshing beverage as a horror swims within. You can also use this tray to make chocolates, jello and other terror treats. I can’t wait to see this guy surface above my iced tea.
Set of 4 Classic Horror Movies Tile Coasters
This Set of 4 Classic Horror Movies Tile Coasters has a cool “tumbled” look. So do I. Just got done rolling around on the floor with a beautiful girl. *Fixes my hair while out of breath.* That’s only because I love that cat and she wanted to play the ribbon game and chase it around for awhile. Sheesh. Don’t make it dirty. Where was I? No, I mean in the article about the monster coasters. I know where I am physically. I didn’t get amnesia. Can we just focus on these cool tiles? Thank you.
These coasters look awesome. I’ve always wanted to set my drinks on small movie monster posters like I was some rich movie mogul. Now I can. You gotta love that art. That Creature from the Black Lagoon poster? This is exactly how women see me as I am checking them out. So I can definitely relate. It’s a good thing that creature never got put on trial at the end of that movie. You know why? He would be found Gill-ty. HAhahahaha You walked right into that one like an upturned rake I left in the yard. Been waiting for someone to step on that. About time.
Full Gothic Tarot Card Set
This is one beautiful Full Gothic Tarot Card Set that you can download and print out. Then you can open your own tarot card reading shop and I’ll drop by to be your first customer. Spoiler alert: The fool card is gonna come out and then you and I are gonna argue over which one of us it is.
Well, I don’t know, who’s the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? I don’t have time for this foolishness. Oh yeah? Well make time cuz I booked a full reading! You mean you booked a fool reading! Yeah, that’s what I said- Why you-
Why do tarot card reading always end this way for me?
Skull Doorknob
Wait! Don’t open that door. We don’t go in there. We just don’t. We don’t even talk about going in there, so shut your face. No one enters the room of the crystal skull. Why do you think we have that cool ass Skull Doorknob to warn people? It lights up too, but don’t touch it. Okay, whatever, your funeral!
*Door opens*
*All of my creepy collectibles fall out in a huge pile.* I told you not to. You just had to do it. Now you have to clean it all up. I usually push it in with a broom while someone else pushes the door.
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