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Baby Chupacabras

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Baby Chupacabras
Don’t let these Baby Chupacabras fool you. Sure, they look cute and like they are partying during mardi-gras , but they have been known to rip your face off rather than asking to see your boobs and giving you beads. Well, they do that too, but that’s not the point. They were created in a government lab to look FAB-u-LESS and flamboyant. I say mission accomplished.

I feel like they are missing their accessories: A bong, a blunt and some bling. Hard to believe these guys are the ones sucking blood out of goats.
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Bigfoot Nesting Dolls: Matryo-Squatch

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Bigfoot Nesting Dolls Matryoshka-Squatch
Bigfoots have a natural nesting instinct. They like to build nests out of dead tree limbs and stuff. So it makes sense that Bigfoot would be part of a nesting doll set. Etsy seller licoricewits has two cool sets of Bigfoot nesting dolls available. Better get ’em before they are gone and there is no photographic evidence. *Raises wrist to check my Sasquatch Watch.* I predict these will be gone within the hour. That’s when I plan to buy them and let out a huge Wookie-type roar.

The first set features Bigfoot, the Jersey Devil and the Cupacabra. The second set is a Bigfoot family.
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Make Every Drink A Monster Drink With These Monster Glasses

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Make Every Drink A Monster Drink With These Monster Glasses
All the kids are slamming Monster drinks, so I figured I would too. Gonna order these awesome Monster Glasses and see if they give me energy too. Plus, I’ll never forget which glass is mine. I’m Chupacabra all the way baby! Sometimes I feel like a Kraken too so I’m covered. I’ll save the Loch Ness monster for friends since it’s a rare occasion that any show up and when they do, I have no proof.

Bigfoot? I’ll fill that up and leave it on the back porch for the neighborhood Sasquatch. That way he can stop drinking from the hose when we’re not looking.

Mythical Creature Dioramas

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mythical creature diorama chupacabra
These mythical creature dioramas from Etsy seller PearsonMaron are a fun way to celebrate El Chupacabra, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. These fun and cartoony scenes make these terrifying creatures a little friendlier. I’m sure that Chupacabra is not going to suck all of the blood from that goat. He’s just gonna- Oh, who am I kidding? He is going to rip that goat a new throat-hole and then go back to the underground lab that genetically spawned him.

These creatures scare me to death. The other day I visited a petting zoo and spotted some hoof prints in the snow and I knew that either a Chupacabra or a demon was on the loose.

Those were just baby goat tracks.

Really? Then how do you explain the fact that they were FOLLOWING that baby goat from behind? I never did see it again. It’s the same way I know when a Bigfoot is following me. His tracks are always leading right TO ME. I am so close to cracking this conspiracy.
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Monsters In A Can: Build ‘Em, Let ‘Em Run Wild

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canned monstersCheck out this Chupacabra in a can. Etsy seller MythicArticulations has several different monsters in a can to choose from. The best part is that these are models that you put together and display. They come in a neat can with assembly instructions.

Click through for more images of the different models you can buy. There’s a Cerberus and a werewolf too. Build them all and let them come alive at night.
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