This cheeseburger wrist warmer set will keep you warm in cold weather, which beats buying like 4 Big Macs and stuffing them into your coat for warmth. One under each arm pit and two in this special bra I made. Go ahead and laugh, but I’m warm and toasty, even if I do smell like substandard meat all day. I also get a 6 pack of Chicken Mcnuggets, but I ain’t saying where I put those.
I would totally rock these, but I don’t see any pickles. You gotta have pickles.
This Valentine’s Day give the gift of Needle Felted Zombie Candy. I hear they are delicious, but give you a serious case of cotton mouth. Plus, no calories!
So basically this is the perfect gift if your wife is getting a little thick around her dump trunk. Whoa! We were all thinking it. I’m just saying it’s the perfect gift. And since these little zombie treats are felt, your diet is safe. It’s a gift that says “I love you, but there is enough of you right now and it is making the couch bow.”
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Etsy seller croshame was inspired to create a crocheted portrait of the horrific events that alledgedly occurred in the Chelsea Hotel on October 12. 1978, where Sid Vicious was accused of killing Nancy Spungen.
Seems like a pretty good crochet re-enactment to me. You get angry Sid, a dead Nancy, and the weapon: a knife, wiped clean. Is it wrong to say that this is the cutest crime re-enactment ever?
Now is your chance to buy your very own plush colon. Just like your real colon, this guy is lovable and squeezable. The only difference is this one is clean, won’t pinch off a loaf and it has googly eyes. Usually, it’s me who gets googly eyes, from straining too hard.
TMI? Deal with it. I name my pooping sessions after the books I finish with each sitting. I just took a huge War and Peace. Lately I’m a big George R.R. Martin fan too. The other day I took a Storm of Swords and later that night, I took a Feast of Crows sized dukie that almost set off the fire alarm. I’m calling this whole week A Song of Grunting and Fire.
This cuddly colon is only $30 from Etsy seller organbank, who makes lots of other plush organs too.
This knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller aKNITomy is the adorable way to slice and dice aliens. For science of course. You can get the PDF pattern for $4.50 and make one for yourself. If we figure out how these guys work on the inside, we may be able to stop them from appearing in the night and probing our rectums.
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