Ok, so I’m looking at the poster, but I’m not seeing where the bacon is. Nor do I see where hot dogs come from. I can tell you that the pork pooper is not at all what I thought it would be.
This $145 vintage poster from Ebay will teach you all kinds of things about the anatomy of Pigs. The most important thing that I took away from this is that I really could use a bacon sandwich. Oh, and what a pig pooper looks like.
Own Zombieapocalypse.com for $50,000.00. That is one sweet domain name. I’m gonna buy it and put up all kinds of Zombie survival tips on it and ways to kill the various undead who are trying to eat your brain and chew on your liver.
Wait, what? We aren’t expecting to actually have any internet during the Zombie apocalypse? Like, no Wi-Fi or anything? That reminds me of the night that tree knocked the power out on my block for like 2 hours. I’ll never forget the look in the rescuer’s eyes as his flashlight penetrated the night and he pulled me out from my nerd nest of open comic books and Cheeto’s bags. I was all huddled in a ball, too traumatized to do more than raise my head toward this sweet angel of mercy. I’ll never forget that shadowed face or his gentle and caring words. “Hey nerd. Get an effing grip! The power’s been up for an hour now! Now get off of my lawn! And take all of this s*it with ya.”
It’s amazing how we all come together in times of crisis.*tear sliding down my cheek* I just need a minute.
It took these backdoor probing freaks a while, but they finally realized they were getting nowhere abducting hayseeds and set their sights on a more worthy endeavor. Abducting cheeseburgers!
THIS is Earth’s most precious resource! Alert the supreme leader. The Golden Arches and King’s of Burger shall tremble and fry before our lasers, as will the Earth girl Wendy, Queen of Frosties!
This swell piece of art showcasing the alien love of cheeseburgers is just $60 on Ebay.
How was yer day boy? Ah, er, fine dad. Just fine. Good, good. Your mother insists we take a photo together. I see yer still wearin’ cheerleader colors. I AM touching the boy Margaret. We’re connecting here. Hurry up with that camera woman! For God’s sake boy, close yer legs! What in the hell is wrong with you? No wonder I’m chain smoking. I haven’t even had my pre-dinner whiskey yet. Can we get on with this? Christ that kid is odd. Get yer hand off my leg. That’s it, I’m done! I’m off to the bar. Don’t wait up.
Ebay seller drkade makes all kinds of awesome custom LEGO minifigs. Name a movie or a TV show and he has it. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Breaking Bad. Seriously I think I even saw a LEGO minifig of myself while looking through his store. He got most of the details just right, but admit it dude, you exaggerated the pot belly just a bit. Anyway, some of the coolest customs he has are these minifigs based on Horror characters.
Check out Jack Torrance from “The Shining” above. Then click through to check out some other cool figures, like Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Medusa, Zombies and more.
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