Hey Aqua lung… Talking to you fish-man. This Custom Creature from the Black Lagoon Lamp Shade will light your room in a swampy light that is gonna look awesome. The images were taken from 600 film grabs pulled off the DVD, then a greenish tint was added to give it that swampy look. Which is perfect for my room, what with all of the molds and puddles and stuff, from not cleaning. I saw a frog around here the other day even.
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Werewolf Eye Pendant
This Werewolf Eye Pendant is giving me the stink eye. At least, that’s what I assume, since werewolves all stink. It’s like they captured the eyeball just as the dude was turning into a Werewolf and now you can wear it. I hope you’re happy. Meanwhile, some poor Werewolf is going by the name of “One-Eye” and his depth perception is junk now. Can’t even catch a squirrel. Can’t even sleep with one eye open to watch out for other threats. You have basically signed this guy’s death warrant. Was it worth it? Well?
Yeah, I agree, it’s totally worth it. That’s a rad pendant. He’s still got an eye. No harm done. Not like he could see well enough to hurt you anyway, if he found out.
Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Pendant Necklace
All you people who say that Freddy has no heart, you’re wrong. It’s right here. Even looks like his sweater and has his hat hung right on the corner. Also has slash marks because apparently Freddy tried to give himself open heart surgery at some point. This Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Pendant Necklace is a fashionable tribute to a fashionable guy. Hey, it takes guts to rock that sweater and hat.
Now you can wear Freddy’s cold dead heart and he may even spare you if it sees it around your neck in a dream. Yeah, I doubt it too, but you never know.
Raven Skull Belt Buckle
This Raven Skull Belt Buckle has a one word comment to make about your sex life as it hangs over your junk ominously and pecks at your soul: Nevermore!
Wow! That skull just burned you good. Hey, I didn’t say it, the bird skull did.
It’s a pecker that holds up your pants. Everybody’s “raven” about it.
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Zombie and Ugly Face Mugs
MakingFacesPottery not only makes weird faces while making pottery, they also occasionally make fugly face mugs, like I did in grade school. Their’s are much better. These Zombie and Ugly Face Mugs have faces that only a mother can love. A mother hopped up on acid, who sticks her head in the oven after getting a good look at the kid! The shop has freaky creatures, zombies, fugly things that defy naming and other monstrosity mugs that will scare the black off your coffee and make the sugar jump from your tea.
*Random audience reaction.* That’s not politically correct! You should be nicer!
*Looks at dude’s avatar.* You should be on a mug. Burn! That’s why ya don’t mess with me. You ugly. You ugly. Yo mama says you ugly!
I don’t have an avatar!
Hmmm. Um. The burn is on me then. That was actually my reflection. U-G-L-Y, I’m the one with no alibi. You have won this round sir! But ugly never gives up, so I will be back and uglier than ever. Right now I have to see someone about marketing a mug in my image. Actually I think that second image really captures my twisted and freakish essence. Almost.
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