Check out this Mechanical Flying Saucer UFO Ring that really spins like a UFO. I have no idea how accurate it is. Never seen a UFO in the sky. But I have seen UFO’s at the local Walmart.
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Weird Skullapillar Mini Puppet
This Skullapillar mini puppet just wants a hug. And since your body is too big, just give the little guy your finger. Let him squeeze it real tight. Paint a little Skullapiller face on your finger and he might even fall in love. Start smooching your finger as he holds it tight, doing a little slow dance.
Until he BITES YOUR FAKE FINGER FACE OFF because that’s how they mate. What are you crazy? You don’t go sticking your finger anywhere near a Skullapillar! What’s wrong with you? Look at him snacking on your fingertip, with that sex afterglow on his mandible face.
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Run Charlie Brown! Dont let the Zombies get you!
For all of you rugrats out there who don’t know who Charlie Brown is, he is a member of the Peanuts gang, which is a cartoon that has sucked for as long as I can remember. I’m sorry guys. I’m just bitter that I didn’t get the part of Pig-Pen in the new movie. And I have my own dirtcloud and everything. Eh. You win some ya lose some, but you’ll always stink to high heaven. That’s what my dad always said.
Check out Charlie Brown getting chased by zombie Peppermint Patty, Lucy and Linus. Woodstock is even coming out of zombie Sally’s mouth. Freaky.
Creepy Kittens With Crystal Skulls
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Kitties. In theaters meow! Not really. Hello my little creepers. I saw this trio of terror and I thought of you. Have fun sleeping tonight. The seller calls them abdabs, which coincidentally is my pet name for my ab-flab. These guys are almost as scary.
You would think crystal kittens would have crystal mittens, but nope. Just crystal skulls. So they can telepathically murder us no doubt as their skulls light up. FYI my cat just saw this and lost her sh*t!
What’s that girl? They are an ancient race of slavers and that’s why you guys left your home planet of nip-nip-nibbles-meow-meows(Rough translation) and befriended the Egyptians? To escape them? Hmmmm. Say, how much do you figure you are worth to them? Hypothetically?
Kitty Fluffums no! My eyes!
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Levi’s Of Doom And Gloom
Damn girl. You got a fine ba-doom-kadonk. Looking all rave yard in your graveyard. I’m just sayin’ I’d like to hold a rave in that grave. Wait this isn’t a guy right? Man, I hope not. That can NEVER happen again. Now shhhh!
These Levi’s Of Doom And Gloom ain’t got no room cuz they full of booty and pulling double duty. Keeping things tight with fright. They’ll fit you just right in your skull hole. Skinny or tight, how they fit don’t matter. After you buy ’em you know you gettin’ fatter.
And THAT is how you write an ad to sell your cool ass end of the world jeans. Because I noticed you didn’t. You’re welcome.
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