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Cthulhu Polo Shirt

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Cthulhu Polo Shirt
If I actually went to an office everyday, I would wear this Cthulhu Polo Shirt. It proclaims your allegiance to Cthulhu while keeping things casual. But I don’t go to the office.

No office can contain me, cuz I work my ass off and rise to the top. I’m the cream baby! I’m the American dream! This wolf is on Wall Street. Werewolf that is! ARF! ARF! WHO GOT MY STOCKS? MY MONEY DOUBLES ON A FULL MOON! I’m trying to say I’m a real go-getter! Cuz I spend half my day going to get coffee, donuts, chips, pie… I don’t need no stinkin’ office to pass out in when my sugar coma hits. My couch works just fine.
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Krampus Display Head

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Krampus Display Head
It’s never too early for Krampus. Even if it isn’t Krampus time, you can enjoy this Krampus Display Head on your mantel. Give him a haircut and some moisturizer and he may even be more pleasant to look at. That’s what my mom said to my wife on our wedding day anyway. Don’t be a grumpus. Or a Wampus, buy yourself a Krampus. He looks crazy. Wampus bampus, thank you Krampus!

Did that make any sense? I woke up with med-head. It’s like bed-head, but due to meds.

Cameo Creeps – Mini Monster Paintings

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Cameo Creeps - Mini Monster Paintings
These Cameo Creeps are Mini Monster Paintings that you can collect like Pokemon. They are inspired by Elizabethan paintings. They’re mini monstery mayhem just waiting to be displayed in your home. They just completed a successful kickstarter so you can preorder ’em from their website and get your creep on.

Pfft. I complete successful kickstarters every day cuz I gotta kick my car to get it started. You don’t hear me bragging about it.
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Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture

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Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture
I’ve gotten some of my best gifts from random skeleton hands reaching out from my desk. This Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture is no exception. It is a lovely shiny skeleton hand holding a jewel box. It is embellished with Celtic crosses, skulls, cross bones and sparkling faux gems. It’s pretty awesome.

Never look a gift skeleton in the mouth. I mean hand.

Bat Coffin Clock

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Bat Coffin Clock
You know what time it is. Time for bats! Put this Bat Coffin Clock in your belfry and go batty. It’s a coffin. It’s a clock. Bats are everywhere! What more could you want? Halloween is fast approaching and you’re going to want to decorate. This is the perfect October clock right here. It’s Bat-tastic.