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Cute And Creepy: Little Winter Bats

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Cute And Creepy Little Winter Bats
Winter Bats wear winter hats and like to terrorize winter cats. I think I heard that somewhere. Anyway, it’s time to prepare for winter. Do you have your winter boots? Winter hat? Winter Bat? I guess you’re all set. Unlike me who always waits until December to get my winter bats and then they are always sold out. I feel like a real idiot too, walking in the snow while everyone else’s winter bats hold up their scarfs by the ends like birds flapping around Cinderella. Me? My scarf just hangs there. *Sad face.*

Why the sad face? You could order one right now.

Hmmmm… Nah. I got time.

Fake Pokemon Aquariums

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Fake Pokemon Aquariums
Gotta catch ’em all. And put ’em in your aquarium! Check out these fake Pokemon Aquariums. Pokemon trainers are some sick bast**ds! They won’t stop until the entire population has been decimated. That’s why it’s up to you to be eco-friendly and stuff and collect these fake aquariums. Let the real ones run free.

Except for Squirtle. You should hunt that little *^#%$*#@ down and unload two barrels full of buckshot up his shell. Squirtle and I have unfinished business when I meet him in the wild. Let’s just say they don’t call him Squirtle for nothin’ and I don’t keep the pool covered at night. Unless that was my neighbor. *Thinks…* Nah. It’s much more likely to be Squirtle.
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Gothic Skeleton Hands Bonnet

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Gothic Skeleton Hands Bonnet
Keep your bony hands off my hat! Oh yeah. Sorry. Those are supposed to be there. I’ve heard of having a bee in your bonnet, but I’ve never heard of having bones in your bonnet. Until now. This Gothic Skeleton Hands Bonnet is hands on. Heh. Hands on. I’m such a card! It is hands down(On your head) the winner of my annual bony-bonnet contest.

I like it. Scary, yet classy. It’s all Little House on the Haunted Prairie. Now that is a television reboot that I’d like to see. Let those pioneer folk see how they do against zombies and ghosts and stuff.

Barbie Head Gumball Machines

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Barbie Head Gumball Machines
Check out these Barbie Head Gumball Machines from CREEPhaus. Hell, if I wanted to spend some money to watch a bunch of Barbie heads tumble out of something, I’d go to the local mall, stick a coin in the door and watch them all come out with their Pumpkin Spice Lattes and Uggs, while trying not to get stampeded because they are all texting each other LOL and I KNOW RIGHT.

You know what they say, twenty Barbie heads are better than one, but only if they are in a gumball machine.

Bigfoot Christmas Ornaments

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bigfoot ornament
Have a Bigfoot sighting on your Christmas tree. Without hitting the alcohol I mean. You can get these Bigfoot Christmas Ornaments singly or as a 3 pack. Ohh la la. Menage-a-squatch.

Jingle Bells,
Yeti smells,
Sasquatch laid an egg…

Actually that was me. Sorry about that. Eggnog gives me gas.