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Custom Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Manor Haunted House

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walking dead house playsetThis $500. custom Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Manor house is the best playset ever for fans of the TV show.  It was made by Mindbender Customs has an insane amount of detail. It comes with Chupachabra Daryl, Zombie Merle and Bloody Variant Judith. All Handpainted. This is a 3 story house for Your Walking Dead Figures.

This thing has a ton of amazing detail. It is a one of a kind playset that you won’t find anywhere else. Your Dexter action figure will also feel right at home.

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Miniature Wooden Alien Cow Abduction UFO Scene

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ufo cow abductionThis hand carved miniature Alien Cow Abduction scene by artist David T. Arber Jr. is the perfect toy for kids or adults who like to re-enact scenes of cow abduction. It recently sold for $112.50 on Ebay.

If only E.T. just wanted to phone home. The real world is more complicated and terrifying than that. E.T. wants to abduct humans and cows, playing strange games with their bungholes. It’s because they made a deal with our government. Their technology in exchange for being Earth’s premiere proctologists.

Now if you will excuse me, my tin foil hat is picking up some transmissions from a nearby star. I have to send a signal back. EARTH TO ET. COME IN ET. THIS BACKSIDE IS A-OKAY. NO NEED FOR AN EXAM. I REPEAT, NO NEED FOR EXAM. STAND BY FOR NEW TARGET NAME. GEORGE LUCAS. I REPEAT, GEORGE LUCAS.
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Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo

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remote controlled bar cartForget remote controlled cars, robots and Transformers. I have a new favorite toy. This Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo.

This sexy toy is 16″ tall. I could load that bar cart with airplane booze bottles and have this chick wheel them over to me all day long. Best toy ever! Too bad I don’t have $8,500.00 for the Buy It Now. She is totally worth it. I guess my weekly Hooters visits will continue. Restraining order be damned.

Click through to see more. She certainly likes showing off her plastic boobs. Sexy.
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Mutant Dinosaur Poops Out Mickey Mouse

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dinosaur pooping mickey mouseWTF? Just what you want to get your kid. A plush mutant dinosaur all cobbled together from various animals. Oh and did I mention that it is pooping Mickey Mouse from it’s blowhole? Hey, it also has cave drawings on it’s skin. Otherwise known as a Jurassic Tattoo.

I know how this guy feels. Reminds me of the time I gorged myself at Disney World. After a half hour of sitting on the porcelain throne, I did a Mickey myself. A huge Mickey. Had some peanut ears and everything. Then I overdid it again that night and did a Minnie, followed by a Donald. Then a Huey, Duey and Louie. I could have held it in, but I ain’t no Scrooge McDuck.

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Grow Your Own Hooker / Pimp / Pole Dancer / Naughty School Girl

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grow your ownBad parents unintentionally grow hookers, pimps, pole dancers or naughty school girls. And now you can too. Without all of the diaper changing, parent/teacher conferences and eventual calls from jail. Just add water. Choose wisely. They are $3.45 each plus shipping.