Pinch a loaf to the sounds of Meatloaf. Sit there crampin’ with Peter Frampton. Fill the bowl to Billy Joel. This is all possible thanks to the Rest Room radio. Just sit back and enjoy the tunes.
Only $20 from Etsy seller YouJustMightNeedThis.
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Troll skulls. It’s the wacky dice game where you try to roll a pair of sixes, which is nearly impossible with these dice. Trolls can’t count that high anyway. Shake ’em up and let the dice fly. Troll your friends. Troll your family. It takes skulls, not skill.
This cool and creepy dice set is only $15.22 from Etsy seller thejessejames, who claims they are 100% genuine troll skulls.
I told the seller, “I need these like I need a few pips on each side of my head.” Cause I’m just witty like that. They liked the idea and dragged me into their workshop, but they were forced to use the catch and release method on me, because they found out my head was shaped more like a D20. A D20 with a kickstand. I have a big nose. And a big mouth. So my skull would always stop on the same number.
Awesome! Once again, my mutant nerd genes pay off.
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Everyone knows that red hatted Gnomes are up to no good. They might scare critters away from your garden, but you know they get up to all kinds of mischief when you aren’t looking. Your garden needs some Superhero power.
For $74.99 on Etsy, you can get a Bat Gnome, Super Gnome and Captain Gnomerica. These guys will protect your garden from everything and they will beat those red hatted gnome types into the dirt.
Twin Peaks. Great place to visit. I wouldn’t want to live there though. Who am I kidding? I would live there just to eat the apple pie and drink the coffee. Speaking of TP(I mean Twin Peaks, not toilet paper), check out this $450. Laura Palmer doll from Etsy seller MisforMadness.
She comes all wrapped up in plastic, ready to throw in a lake and the box looks like her diary. Open it up and you see the red room. Pretty awesome. She even comes with an owl. You can check out more images below.
Fun fact. I used to date a woman called the log lady. They didn’t call her that because she carried around a piece of wood, but because she was always stacking logs like a lumberjack in the poop room. Went through two ceiling fans and a case of scented candles before I had to call it off. Such is life.
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For $79. you can own a pair of hands on a keyboard, that also shows a stick figure kid off to the side. Hey, when your kid is home from Kindergarten with the flu, you get that kid crafting. Then you sell it on ebay. It teaches them about capitalism.
“Daddy, look what I made. It’s your hands as you write on Creepbay.” Tear to my eye. That’s great champ. Hug.
Two weeks later…Waving around the cash. “Hey Kid, look what I made. Gonna need you to stay home today. Try to come up with something a little better than Daddy’s hands this time. Study this Picasso guy.”
Daddy’s hands indeed. The kid ain’t too bright. If they were daddy’s hands, they would be all over mommy. He knows that.