Author: Artemis Winterford

Garbage Pail Kids Bony Tony Toy

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Bony Tony Garbage Pail Kids are gross. Grosser than that fat neighbor kid I call Lindsey LoHam. Or that creepy neighbor kid who carries the scythe. What’s his name? Oh yeah. Undead Ed. Anyway, this is a pretty disturbing and awesome rare Garbage Pail kids toy. Bony Tony. Dude has the ultimate Garbage Pail power. His skin is like a hoodie.

He looks like a normal(For Garbage Pail Kids) kid, but when he unzips his skin, he is all bone baby. Probably uses that line on the Garbage Pail girls all the time too. This guy is just $750 on Ebay.
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Newly Hatched Baby Raptor Jesus Egg

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Baby Raptor JesusHey, if they say it’s baby Jesus hatching out of an egg, who am I to argue? I am ready to worship you, my fetus bodied, raptor headed god, sitting on your eggshell throne. How may I serve?

Yes master. *buzz* I shall get the DNA of your raptor relatives and clone them at once. *buzz* You shall have a mighty army. Just as soon as I get this fly. There he is my lord. On your nose. *Crack/squish* Oh s**t. Can you hear me raptor Jesus? No? Damn.

Psst.

What do you want Satan Clamcake? *hold out your hand boy* Okay. Sweet. Thanks for the thirty pieces of silver. Is this enough to buy a PS4?
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Disney Princess Massacre Mini Top-Hat

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disney princess hatShow everyone how you really feel about Disney Princesses. If you want to see them massacred and smashed, this is the hat for you. It makes a fashion statement and tells everyone how you feel. I know I’m sick of all these animated and emaciated Princesses singing silly songs at me.

Four Disney Princess’ lay dead:
Cinderella sits upright, impaled with her glass slipper.
Snow Whites’ jaw, ripped right off.
Aurora has been zombified. Her eye ball hangs out while she holds the heart of her Prince.
Ariel, caught by fishermen, the flesh of her tail torn off and eaten, leaving nothing but bone.

This hat makes me happy. (Mostly because I met a chick named Jasmine. She didn’t rub my lamp.) More images below.
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Amazing Custom-Made Horror Movie Chess Set And Table

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horror chess setGet ready to play the scariest chess game that you have ever played with this custom $3,500.00 chess set and table. It has custom horror movie pieces like Frankenstein, Dracula, Medusa, Godzilla and more. The pawns are Igor from “Young Frankenstein”. The board and the coffin that holds the pieces are filled with classic characters and themes from various movies.

This one of a kind chess set is perfect for fans of the horror genre and it is an art piece that will be the center of your Gothic mansion or Werewolf cave.

Click through for a ton of detailed images.
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