Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs

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Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs
These cool Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs from CogsnCords look great. Let’s you and me get them and we can bump uglies. By uglies I mean tentacles. And dragonscales.

I hope those tentacles don’t reach back in the mug and drink my beer all up, but I wouldn’t mind if they tickled my mustache and under my chin while I’m taking a long swig. The dragonscales won’t be any trouble. Let’s you pet a dragon while you are getting drunk. I guess you’re draining the dragon as you drink up too. These mugs are awesome.
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UFO Lamp: Unidentified Flying Objet D’art

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UFO Lamp Unidentified Flying Objet D'art
This UFO lamp is out of this world! My only complaint is that there’s no cow tumbling up into the light beam, mooing and running in place. Meh. You can’t have everything. When it’s plugged in it gives off a blue light and when its unplugged, the abduction beam glows green. Just like a real spaceship. So I’ve heard. I don’t have any firsthand experience with abduction beams. Fun fact: First I typed “abduction beans”. It made me giggle. That is all.

So anyway, I’m thinking you get some Men In Black figures, a cow or two, some little alien figures, Mulder and Scully, and you have yourself an awesome playset as well as a lamp. Never seen a UFO, but I have seen an OFU which is UFO spelled backwards. That would be my “Obese F**king Uncle”. Damn that guy can eat. He doesn’t eat spare ribs. Just ribs. Cuz when he eats, he doesn’t have any to spare. All goes in his mouth you see. He doesn’t “put it away” because there’s nothing left to put away. We love him. We just eat at separate tables. In separate restaurants. In separate towns. He’s kinda like a black hole. Gotta stay away from the event horizon.

Pose Skeleton Man – The Ultimate Action Figure

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Pose Skeleton Man
No bones about it, Pose Skeleton Man is the ultimate in skeletal action figures. He’s the original Skeletor. The original Jack Skellington. The best thing about this action figure however, is the fact that you can buy a lot of accessories for him. Like the office set, furniture for him, musical instruments, a pet skeleton dog, even a toilet set. Sweeeet! This may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I love posing skeletons on toilets and role-playing them taking a dump.

Seriously, they have a ton of accessories.More than you can shake a tibia at. Best bony action figure ever.
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Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Action Figures

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Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Action FiguresIt’s my 3 best friends, Boo, Frank and Count. joshuaizzo created these for a friend. What, I’m not your friend Josh? What about that time we binged on Boo Berry all night and washed it down with a Franken-Chocula mix? That meant nothing? Oh yeah, I was alone that night, talking to the characters on the boxes. Sorry Josh, but I really want these. Where does your friend live? It would be a shame if something happened to those figures. Know what I mean? I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. Like 6 boxes of Frankenberry. He’s the weakest link in the awesome spooky cereal chain.

Dracula Vs Van Helsing Chess Set

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Dracula Vs Van Helsing Chess Set
Dracula, meet Van Helsing. FIGHT! This Dracula Vs Van Helsing Chess Set is perfect for fans of Vampires and vampire hunters. I saw this set and just had to share it. You know, get it off my chess. I mean chest. I’m getting my words confused again. That happens sometimes, like that one time I told that lady, “Hey, nice chest set!” and got slapped. That was the last time I commented on a chess game. People are so touchy. She did have a nice chest set, but that’s beside the point.

Anyway, this is a sweet chess set for you eggheads who know how to play. My brain capacity maxes out at checkers. King me!