Give your pumpkin 2 arms and 2 legs with this set of 4 Halloween Pumpkin Appendages. Pumpkins are born without limbs. It is a tragic condition, but one that can be remedied today. These arms are bendable and posable. This Halloween, give your pumpkin the gift of limbs.
It is going to be so awesome being able to high five my pumpkin, shake hands and make him give the middle finger to my neighbors. Check out more images below.
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Dinner with Cthulhu is too dangerous, no matter how much of a fan you are. So, instead of dining with the ancient terror himself, use these Cthulhu spoons with your meal. They are much safer. But NEVER spoon with Cthulhu. Trust me on that one. The guy is all grabby x 8. Long story. It involves a rave, an out of work magician with a chicken and a bar on the east coast. Oh and a roofie in each tentacle.
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Check out this Chupacabra in a can. Etsy seller MythicArticulations has several different monsters in a can to choose from. The best part is that these are models that you put together and display. They come in a neat can with assembly instructions.
Click through for more images of the different models you can buy. There’s a Cerberus and a werewolf too. Build them all and let them come alive at night.
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This $300 Zombie Slave Side Table will teach those Zombies what happens when they mess with you. Try to eat my brain and you’ll be on your knees serving me my dinner, with a chain around your neck. I have another brain-eater in the bathroom, holding my toilet paper roll on his index fingers.
Now I’m gonna put my food down on the glass surface. DO NOT eat it. No! No! Bad Zombie! Get your tongue out of my pudding. Do you not know what getting smacked in the nose by a rolled up newspaper means?
When zombies take over and feast on your brains, the survivors are going to need a new currency. That currency is Zombucks. Coins that depict historic walkers. And I ain’t talking George Herbert “Walker” Bush. That was a whole different kind of monster.
Forget bottle caps and bartering. Use the currency of your current shambling and rotting masters to buy what you need from other survivors. You can choose from many sets and designs.
Will you be broke during the apocalypse? Yeah, I probably will be. Why should things be any different under a zombie regime?