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Gold And Silver Vampire Rings

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Gold And Silver Vampire Rings
This jewelry has bite. How annoying would I be with these Gold And Silver Vampire Rings? Putting my hands against people’s necks and telling them, “I want to suck your blood!” before getting punched in the Nosferatu. It would be pretty cool to wear these vampire choppers.

I’ll give one to my special vampire girl and she’ll say, “Fangs a lot! You really stoke the fires of my heart.”

Is your heart named Bram? Cuz I’m a real Bram Stoker and you have all the right vampire lestats!
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Monster Neckties

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monster neck tie
It takes a certain kind of weird monster to wear a suit and tie everyday and grovel to the man from behind a desk, while whiling the time away and earning that sweet cheddar. It’s not for me. In fact most days, pants and a shirt isn’t even for me. Oddly enough, footy Pokemon pajamas are for me. Like everyday. Ewww. That smell. But they’re so comfy.

Anyway, if you have to wear a tie everyday, try one of these monster ties from Etsy seller tiestory. I’m gonna wear two at once and make it a Creature Double Feature.
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Limited Edition Classic Monster Garter Belt

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universal monsters garter belt
Oh my stars and garters! Whatever that means. All I know is that this Limited Edition Classic Monster Garter Belt is sexy time with monsters, which as it happens is also the name of my new band. Basically the idea is that we get up on stage and dry hump a bunch of monster props. I’m in charge of the mummy and boy am I chaffing right now. Who’s got some Goldbond powder? No one? Itchy itchy ouch ouch!

Since this thing is a limited edition, you know that your girl is going to be one of the select few covering her Universal monster with another universal monster. Aaahoooooo! Werewolves of lingerie Aaahooooooooooo!

Amazing Custom-Made Horror Movie Chess Set And Table

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horror chess setGet ready to play the scariest chess game that you have ever played with this custom $3,500.00 chess set and table. It has custom horror movie pieces like Frankenstein, Dracula, Medusa, Godzilla and more. The pawns are Igor from “Young Frankenstein”. The board and the coffin that holds the pieces are filled with classic characters and themes from various movies.

This one of a kind chess set is perfect for fans of the horror genre and it is an art piece that will be the center of your Gothic mansion or Werewolf cave.

Click through for a ton of detailed images.
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Creepy/Cool: WWI Era Vampire Killing Kit

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vampire killing kitKill Vampires dead with this reproduction WWI Vampire killing kit. Me? I just sharpen some stakes and rub garlic all over my pasty blogger body until I pass out from the stink. I always wake up alive, so I figure it must work pretty good. Although that doesn’t explain the boner and why my pants are always undone, but I digress.

If you want to kill Vampires all professional like, this kit is the way to go.
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