This Zombie Squid 3.5 Ft Long Pillow Plush has an exposed brain. I like that. Brains are sexy. Why don’t you come on over here and give me a backrub with all of those arms? *Gets slapped silly by tentacles* Fine, we can just cuddle on the couch. Damn! You’re not gonna take my brain right? Fine, then how about a little Netflix and Chill? *Gets slapped silly by tentacles* No, I just meant watching Netflix and having ice cream!
Tag: etsy
Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock
This Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock makes my horror loving heart skip a beat. Get it? Like a record skipping? *Pfft* This generation and their CDs. Huh? What do you mean they don’t use CDs anymore? I wouldn’t know since music is so shizz these days. They gotta get in the groove and get on track. Heh. Just some more vinyl record humor.
Anyway, between Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers here, I bet they set a record for killing the most people ever aside from Monsanto of course, so it’s only natural they should actually be on a record looking all scary. This record is also a clock.
Hey what time is it? It’s half past Freddy’s glove and a quarter to Jason’s mask. Naturally.
Hipster Head Bag
The Hipster Head Bag lets you carry the head of a hipster around with you as if you have decapitated one and are now using it as a trophy purse. Carry your items inside the head of this hipster and fill his head with something aside from artisanal foods and how to tie off his man-bun under that hat. This bag really is hip. Cuz it’s on your hip.
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Black Spiked Mouse Mace Ears
Check out these Black Spiked Mouse Mace Ears. Mace ears? No mouse ears. Well… Yeah mace ears. Keep your weapons where everyone can see them. This piece of headgear is a mace-terpiece. Forget the space race, the mace race is where it’s at and these ears are winning. Why swing a mace when you can just put it on your head and charge at someone like a bull. Sounds good to me. I’ll get the red cape and meet you in the arena. Just don’t hit me in the butt with your mace horns.
Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set
This Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set lets you experience the soft side of monsters. It has a bunch of monsters, some bones and a skull that represent a recent meal and some other details. They look like they are coming out of their soft monster holes and into our world. I like playing with needle felted action figures myself. I make my own from dryer and belly button lint. Mine are true DIY. Stands for Damn It’s Yucky!