Dinner with Cthulhu is too dangerous, no matter how much of a fan you are. So, instead of dining with the ancient terror himself, use these Cthulhu spoons with your meal. They are much safer. But NEVER spoon with Cthulhu. Trust me on that one. The guy is all grabby x 8. Long story. It involves a rave, an out of work magician with a chicken and a bar on the east coast. Oh and a roofie in each tentacle.
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Heisenberg Breaking Bad Taxidermy Rat
I am the one who knocks…inside of the wall. What’s up Heisenberg? Cooking in the lab I see. Are those droppings part of the recipe? Damn Walt, get Jesse to sweep that up.
This Heisenberg rat and his little bag of meth can be yours for $125.78 from Etsy. The seller also has a Captain America rat and a Kurt Cobain rat, which you can see below.
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Nightmare Before Christmas Furniture
Etsy seller Raxfox sells a bunch of crazy cool furniture pieces that have crazy wavy lines and and fun colors. Go ahead and stare at some of the images in their shop and I swear they start to move and shimmy. It’s like decorating with LSD, but please, no licking the furniture. That’s usually frowned upon. The pieces that caught my eye were these Nightmare Before Christmas inspired pieces.
I should probably buy these. My furniture is a nightmare before, after and during Christmas. I guess that’s what happens when the ex wife comes over and does some hand detailing with an ax.
Nintendo Game Boy: Darth Vader, TMNT And Back To The Future Editions
Etsy seller Theworldisagameboy takes their user name seriously, turning Nintendo Game Boys into all kinds of cool toys. These are fully functional Game Boys that have been pumped up on steroids, like this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that looks like he will bite your head off and spit down your neck if you beat his Tetris high score. Come at me bro! I will totally crush your high score as you are beating at my knuckles with your little turtle fists. This guy is $263.57.
Click through to see more images, including a Darth Vader Game Boy and a Back To The Future Game Boy. Great Scott!
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Ladies And Gentlemen, Carrot Top!
Ladies and gentlemen. Live from Etsy, I present to you……Carrot Top. This top is perfect for red-headed comedians and other showmen who want to represent the almighty carrot. Only $35 from Etsy seller Parsellettas. Eh, what’s up doc?