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Enjoy The Probing Alien Coffee Mug

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Enjoy The Probing Alien Coffee Mug
*Looks at the Enjoy The Probing Alien Coffee Mug. Shrugs.* Okay, fine. I will. I’ll try to enjoy it. Actually, it’s pretty uncomfortable. I’ll enjoy the mug for sure. The coffee will be enjoyable. No guarantees about the probing.

Hey, if you had any idea how much it hurts, you would know that it’s gonna take a lot more than a funny mug to cheer me up after. You try letting a spaceman ram his rocket into a crater on Uranus and see how you feel. Maybe YOU should enjoy the probing. How about this? If you enjoy it, I’ll enjoy it. Deal? K. No take backs.

Buddha Cthulhu

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Buddha Cthulhu
Meditate on this! Buddha Cthulhu offers not enlightenment, but insanity. Buddha Cthulhu just laughs at you. Telepathically. You are beneath him. He cares not for your Earthly vessel and your Earthly problems. He just wants to sit and chill. So why are you bothering him. F**k off! Give BC some space and get out of his tentacled face. What does an ancient evil have to do to get some peace and quiet?

Put this guy on your desk and bask in his awesomeness.
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Coloring With Your Octopus Coloring Book

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Coloring With Your Octopus Coloring Book
At first I thought “Coloring with your octopus” was code for something, but it turns out its just an awesome coloring book for adults. The Coloring With Your Octopus Coloring Book is based on Brian Kesinger’s popular picture book “Walking Your Octopus“. That book shows the day-to-day adventures of Victoria Psismall and her pet land octopus Otto.

I tried to color with my octopus once but he refuses to use crayons. He just wants to ink. This coloring book has forty-eight pages for you to color.
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Area 51 Coasters: The Truth Is Out There

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Area 51 Coasters The Truth Is Out There
I’d like to tell you about these Area 51 Coasters, but the place doesn’t officially exist. Nope. There’s nothing there but desert. If you think you saw something it was only a mirage. That’s what the nice men wearing black told me. Yep. So that’s how it is. I didn’t see anything. I was never there. Those men were never here questioning me. They said so. I never saw no stinking UFO wreckage, there was no alien corpse and if I think there was, that’s gonna be the end of me.

Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties Will Keep You Looking Dapper

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Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties Will Keep You Looking Dapper
If your sense of style went extinct, you can bring it back with these cool Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties. I’ve always been more of dinosaur and a gentleman rather than an officer and a gentleman. Sometimes I’m a gentleman and a scholar. Mostly I’m just a fan of cool dinosaur ties. These ties are sick. Juras-sick!
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