Now you can have a Nessie sighting with every meal. And you will even have proof. Who said Nessie wasn’t real? Just throw your current ladle out right now. This is the best ladle ever.
It has 4 little legs that stand it upright on your counter and it will look just like Nessie as it sits inside your soup. Make sure you take a pic every time and alert the tabloids!
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Make a fashion statement wherever you go with this stylish and somewhat off-white Tighty Whitey Bag. Don’t leave it unattended though. You may come back to find a man standing inside of it. Bonus: The interior lining is all blue flames like when you light your farts.
I would hate to be the thief that tries to steal this thing. First off, as you are struggling with your victim, you notice that this purse is actually a pair of dirty undies, but what’s worse is when she starts hitting you in the face with it and your nose tells you that it was probably worn at one time. For like 2 months straight. And never washed.
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The EZ Drinker Toilet Golf game is all about being able to enjoy a round of golf, instead of missing out because you are on the toilet all day trying to evacuate turd citizens from the natural disaster that is your colon. EZ Drinker? What does that mean? Easy there drinker. Don’t golf where you s**t!
This potty game makes the act of pooping even more rewarding. Forget eating extra fiber. Stay awhile and enjoy the green. I had this for like a week before I missed the toilet and added a yellow lake in the green. What can I say? My aim was off. The cats have added some litter and made a little sand trap too, complete with logs. Fun game, but it’s starting to smell super nasty.
This Valentine’s Day give the gift of Needle Felted Zombie Candy. I hear they are delicious, but give you a serious case of cotton mouth. Plus, no calories!
So basically this is the perfect gift if your wife is getting a little thick around her dump trunk. Whoa! We were all thinking it. I’m just saying it’s the perfect gift. And since these little zombie treats are felt, your diet is safe. It’s a gift that says “I love you, but there is enough of you right now and it is making the couch bow.”
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Hey, is that the baby from teletubbies? I have no idea. Babies all look alike to me. Which is probably why we have taken to wrapping our babies in faux-food items like this Burrito Baby Blanket. Don’t blame me if I’m next to you at Taco Bell and you order yourself a Gordita, while leaving your big burrito unattended. If I see a giant burrito, I’m eating it!
Not even gonna pay attention to the crying, because it wouldn’t be the first time that my food has cried and whimpered as I bite down into it. You are just asking for trouble with this delicious looking blanket. Just bad parenting if you ask me.*burps* And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to make a run to the border.