Tiny Mermaid Skeleton Model Kit

mermaid bones
Mermaids are the sexiest thing in the sea. In or out of holographic bodysuits. And This trio must be the super model variety. They are all skin and bones. Which is probably why they don’t do a thing for my rusty barnacle. I would have totally thrown them my dingy when they were still buxom and wet though.

Etsy seller Tinysaurs makes all kinds of cool skeletal model kits. You can get cool dinosaurs like this T-Rex, this Plesiosaur and many more. Build them and display them and wonder at mother nature. Then be scared s**tless that we are all just a sack of bones.
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Ebola Epidemic Cutting Board

ebola cutting boardStop fearing the latest stuff “they” want you to fear and just embrace it. Put some Ebola in your kitchen to keep all of your E-Coli company with this Ebola Epidemic Cutting Board.

Chop, chop, chop those vegetables on this cutting board that has Ebola, Salmonella, Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Meningitis and more. Now you can tell your hypochondriac friends that everything was prepared on a cutting board riddled with bacteria and viruses. Then watch them scream and run out.

Knitted Alien Autopsy: The Truth Is In There…In His Guts

alien autopsy crochetThis knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller aKNITomy is the adorable way to slice and dice aliens. For science of course. You can get the PDF pattern for $4.50 and make one for yourself. If we figure out how these guys work on the inside, we may be able to stop them from appearing in the night and probing our rectums.
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Dexter Morgan’s Slide Box For Sale

Dexter Morgans slide boxHow much are you willing to pay for a box of slides like the ones in Dexter Morgan’s trophy case? This eBay auction is at $20 with the reserve not yet met. You can hide them in your air conditioner and take them out to admire from time to time, while Harry bitches at you. This doesn’t fit the code Dexter! Blah blah blah. Shut up and let me admire my slides already! God, if you weren’t already dead…

A few more images after the break. Oh cool. It includes Typhoid B.
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