These Cameo Creeps are Mini Monster Paintings that you can collect like Pokemon. They are inspired by Elizabethan paintings. They’re mini monstery mayhem just waiting to be displayed in your home. They just completed a successful kickstarter so you can preorder ’em from their website and get your creep on.
Pfft. I complete successful kickstarters every day cuz I gotta kick my car to get it started. You don’t hear me bragging about it.
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Uh-oh, here come’s the black widow. You can tell by the shoes. These Platform Spider Web Studded Skull Boots are for warrior widow women with wearable webs. Try saying that three times fast. They have spider webs all over and skulls in back. Kinda like a cemetery really. I guess you could say she’s got webbed feet. Heh. I made a funny. Forget Doctor Scholls. These are Doctor Skulls. This is some fiendish footwear my friends. If you see a woman wearing these, she’s trouble. You’ll get caught in her web and be a snack.
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Holy Mackerel. This Fish Zipper Pouch is exactly what I need when I go fish shopping.
“That will be $45 sir.” (I buy a lot of fish.) “I see a fish sticking out of your pocket sir! Did you steal that?”
“$45.That’s an outrage!” *Pulls my fish pouch out and slaps her with it.* Whoops! That didn’t make the squishy sound I expected on your face. Of course, I didn’t steal this one. It’s a pouch. I stole this one!”
*Whips a fish out of my other pocket and slaps her with it. Runs for the exit.*
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Show your love for mermaids with this cool Mermaid Skeleton Necklace Pendant. You have to show your love and respect mermaids. Mermaids are the maids of the sea, keeping Poseidon’s castle clean and washing Aquaman’s clothes. Sometimes they have to cook the Little Mermaid dinner. They even have to find Nemo when no one else can. Mermaids have a tough job. So be nice to them.
I’ve gotten some of my best gifts from random skeleton hands reaching out from my desk. This Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture is no exception. It is a lovely shiny skeleton hand holding a jewel box. It is embellished with Celtic crosses, skulls, cross bones and sparkling faux gems. It’s pretty awesome.
Never look a gift skeleton in the mouth. I mean hand.