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Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets

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Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets
If you like classic B movies, check out these Classic B Movie Film Poster Fridge Magnets from BvdBDesign. They have all of the classics. Just stick them on your fridge and you will be reminded about how awesome they are. Awesomely under budget! If we give good movies an Oscar, we need to give these an Oscar Mayer. That’s a trophy of a hot dog in case you didn’t get it. Nah. I kid. These movies are all awesome.

I only give the Oscar Mayer award to street hot dog vendors that I feel have excelled at their craft and created a masterpiece. No, seriously! I have a whole case of the things. Bought em wholesale. By now every hot dog vendor in the city has one. Everyone’s a wiener!
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Skeleton Hands Bra

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Skeleton Hands Bra
Man, I love this skeleton hands bra. What? No, not for myself. Girls just look so sexy when old and decrepit bones are holding up their fun bags. Ask any gold-digger. Too bad I don’t know someone who bought this, cuz I would totally paint my hands all black with realistic bones and just cup them stealthily from behind until I got caught and eventually incarcerated. Now do you see why I don’t have anyone of the fairer sex in my life? It’s cuz I’m a real class act! True that!

Fairer sex! Pfft! If they’re so fair, why don’t any of them give me a chance?

Karbonite Killows: Horror Characters In Carbonite

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Karbonite Killows Horror Characters In Carbonite 1
Karbonite Killows are pillows featuring horror characters frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. They look ultra comfy. I mean for me, not for these guys all frozen like a freeze pop. They have a facehugger, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and Pinhead. These are gonna look great lined up together on my couch.

I’m gonna pretend Boba Fett delivered them to my palace, have a party and wait for Luke to rescue his friends. Except I forgot that Luke doesn’t care about these guys. Oh well. They are still gonna look awesome in my place while I sit there like Jabba shoving food in my mouth.

Buddha Cthulhu

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Buddha Cthulhu
Meditate on this! Buddha Cthulhu offers not enlightenment, but insanity. Buddha Cthulhu just laughs at you. Telepathically. You are beneath him. He cares not for your Earthly vessel and your Earthly problems. He just wants to sit and chill. So why are you bothering him. F**k off! Give BC some space and get out of his tentacled face. What does an ancient evil have to do to get some peace and quiet?

Put this guy on your desk and bask in his awesomeness.
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Roswell Alien Sculpture

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Roswell Alien Sculpture
This is an alien from Roswell. You remember that UFO crash? It was in all the papers, until they hushed everyone up and secretly made friends with the aliens, trading Easter peeps for technology. Anyway, this Roswell Alien Sculpture is all like, “Hey man, wasup? We just kinda crashed in your yard. It will take us about 4 hours to fix this old hunk of junk, so in the meantime hows about dropping them pants and lettin’ us probe you? What say you human?”

This thing is gonna look sweet in my front yard once I get some plaster and make him anatomically correct. See why my neighbors love me?