Life-Sized Alien With CD-Rack

alien cd rackNow is your chance to own the most out of this world CD rack with a Life-Sized Alien from Etsy seller RhythmFashion. This alien has a taste for Psytrance music, which is why he comes with a whole collection of it. When not abducting people from their beds or piloting crazy flying saucer spaceships, he just likes to chill and zone out.

It has a custom LED Light connected on top of the rack and comes with remote control. There are 16 color choices,5 brightness levels and more. This will be the weirdest $6,700.00 you’ve ever spent.
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Velociraptor Dinosaur Heels

velociraptor heelsThese Velociraptor heels are so hot they require an exploding volcano tat. Velociraptors are the Road Runners of the Dinosaur world, so they should improve your speed. Velociraptors existed during the Cretaceous period, about 75 million years ago, but they are in fashion this season.

They will cost you $150 from Etsy seller Thescienceboutique, who makes all kinds of custom footwear.
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Original Flappy Bird Drawing For $1,000

Flappy Bird drawingScore. You may not be able to clear the first pipe, but now you can display some fine Flappy Bird art in your home. You know, Flappy Bird. That game that was hot for like a week, that no one could beat and then 2 days later, we all moved on to something else? Yeah that game.

This original Flappy Bird Drawing was hand drawn. This isn’t some reprint or copy. It was hand drawn in pencil. The funds will go toward this dude’s college education. Because right now he spells it “collage” in the eBay article. No lie. Go ahead. Help the kid out so that he won’t have to draw Flappy Birds for money.

Freaky High Five: Frankenhand

FrankenhandIt’s Frankenhand. Give me five. Now down low. You’re too slow. Talk to the Frankenhand, cuz the Franken-face doesn’t understand! This $79 monster hand from Etsy seller StarvedRavenMad wants to be your new best friend. His mouth is all stitched up, so he won’t talk much. Just kinda look at you with those sad eyes, wishing he could eat.

As you can see, he makes a great jewelry holder. And if your spouse doesn’t like it, they can always put a glove on it. Click through to see more images.
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Horror Movie Gnomes Make Your Garden Gruesome

horror movie gnomesIt is a well known fact that nothing protects your garden like a goofy looking Gnome. So imagine how well your garden would be protected with Slasher Movie Gnomes. If they want to mess with my Marigolds, they are going to have to get through Jason Voorhees first. Or Freddy Krueger.

Etsy seller RevenantFX makes all kinds of horror movie Gnomes to keep your pansies safe for about $53. Because if pansies could protect themselves they wouldn’t be called pansies now would they? That’s Jason Voorhees above, just waiting for someone to disturb some soil. Click through for more movie slashers turned Gnome.
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