Category: Creep Wear

Skeleton Platform Boots

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Get your bones in these Skeleton Platform Boots and tower over everyone else while showing the world your skeletal feet. They say SWEAR on the side so I just cursed my butt off. Nah. I lied. Just like after every workout my butt is still there.

Well, I did kind of swear when I saw these. I was all like, “F**kity f**k that’s a cool pair of boots! I gotta show the creepers.” Then I stubbed my toe and went on a 2 minute swear-rant that ended with me washing my own mouth out with soap. If there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s a potty mouth. I hate having to do it, but how else will I learn?
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Holographic Alien Necklace

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This necklace is holographic and psycho-futuristic. I just made that word up. I hope it goes viral. But in a good way. Not in a “scratch all night and it forms blisters” kind of way. Not only will this Holographic Alien Necklace look good on your neck. It will also make you dress up like a sexy future girl and twirl your hair as you kneel on a holographic floor.

You can’t say that about every necklace. I guess technically, it’s a choker, so aliens will be choking you. I guess you won’t mind because you will be looking so super-retro-back to the future-fly-sup-world that you won’t even care. Cool for you. Just bring me back a pair of those glasses. Please?
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Spider Earrings

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Spider Earrings
Do you like Spider Earrings? You’ll love these. They will turn you into a red-eyed zombie spider queen who shambles along looking for bodies to wrap in cocoons so she can feast later.

The next pics below show her on her lying on the floor stunned after my level 20 D and D rogue encountered her in a dungeon and laid the smack down with my bow staff. She had already hypnotized the rest of the party with her “red-eye” spider powers. Naturally, I searched the body and opened the treasure chest nearby, but I got nothing.

So we took the earrings as a trophy. I have a feeling we have not seen the last of that red-eyed vixen.
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Bird Brain Bird Skeleton Headdress

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Check out this Bird Brain Bird Skeleton Headdress. It leans forward to whisper commands that the wearer will have no choice but to follow. You are completely at it’s mercy as it digs it’s bony talons into your brain, sinking in deeper everyday. Nagging at you from your cerebral cortex.

It’s a lot like being married. Damn. You just got burned wife! Zing! Oh snap! *Mocking with hands on hips.* No you dit’int! Oh yes I did!

And with that I have to go pack now. She reads the blog everyday and she’ll be home soon. And since I don’t have time to hide all of the knives and heavy pans, it’s easier to just leave.
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Halloween Giveaway: Win This Awesome Dead Spider Legs Ring

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We like awesome, cool and weird stuff around here. Now we are giving something cool and creepy away to our readers. You guys and gals are the best. It’s time to give something back. Look, I got this cool Dead Spider Legs ring for you. If you win it, we are just friends. It doesn’t mean we’re married. Cool?

We recently featured this creepy and kick ass ring by Ricksonjewellery and now we’ve teamed up with Rickson to give it away to a lucky winner. One lucky reader will win this prize and have a dead spider on their finger this Halloween. It is valued at $135. Here’s all you have to do:

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The deadline is October 20th. Everyone who shares this post will have an entry and we will pick a winner on October 20th.
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