Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion

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Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion
I don’t know about you, but every Halloween I like to get the old Playmobil Haunted Halloween Victorian Mansion out and have a spooky time. Then I tell ghost stories to myself until I get so scared I have to turn every light in the house on. *Checks mail* An electric bill of $550 this month? Not bad. Not bad at all.

Cheaper than last month when I watched all those X-Files episodes. Of course that wasn’t just the lights being left on. You have to factor in for all that extra laundry in the washer from wetting the bed. Honestly, someone should just call Adult Protective Services and take me away from myself.
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Classic Monster Dishware

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Classic Monster Dishware
This monster dishware from wigoutgraphics is pretty cool. You can serve up monster themed food on them (I’m assuming) like The Creature from the Black Legumes, Frankenstein Franks, even Wolfman Waffles. It’s always a party when you have monster dishware. A monster mash! C’mon you knew that was coming. Oh, that’s awesome. Monster Mashed potatoes!

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware

Anatomy Drinking Glasses

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Toast to Anatomy and You 2
Raise a toast to your anatomy with these Anatomy Drinking Glasses. No bones about it. I need a drink. Do I pour it directly into my rib cage, my torso? Those bony feet? Screw it! Just tossed it all down my gullet the way nature intended. Right from the bottle. I hate having to make decisions.

So I may never ever use these glasses, but at least I can display and stack them any way I want and they will look cool. Skeletons are always cool.
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How to Survive Anything Book

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How to Survive Anything Book
At first I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I got this book. So…. I will survive. I will Survivveeeeeeee! OW! Hit my head on a damn disco ball. It’s really a bunch of mirror pieces I glued to a styrofoam ball with a flashlight shining on it.

Anyway this How To Survive Anything book will teach you how to survive just like Miss Gloria Gaynor. Stuff like how to survive snake bites, airplane rides, failed parachute openings and much more. Cuz you’ve got all your life to live. You’ve got all your love to give. You will survive. You will survive…hey-hey.

Weird Garbage Pail Kids Scenes

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Weird Garbage Pail Kids Scenes
Etsy seller Youmadewhat sells all kinds of little dioramas in plastic boxes, including these Garbage Pail Kids scenes. Too bad there’s no woman who will ever have kids with me. I would name them GPK names. Stuff like Ivana Suckyourblood or Grease Witherspoon. Maybe even Bruce Jender-Bender. Cleveland Steamer? Dim and Dough Kardashian?

But alas, I’m doomed to endless nights of Netflix binge watching and waking up with a sugar coma next to a Ben and Jerrys pyramid so perfect I blame ancient aliens. Whatevs. I got you guys right? Right? Guys? *sigh*
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