Teeth. Why do so many Etsy sellers make things from or about teeth? Why so obsessed? Ya’ll are gross. I said that all southern like to make my point. You guys are just nasty. Click through for a bunch of freaky teeth related Etsy finds that you can really sink your teeth into.
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Tag: jewelry
Toilet Paper Necklace
This Toilet Paper Necklace from Etsy is pretty cool. Even though it looks like it would only give a really tiny person like 3 wipes. 1 if you’ve been hitting the Taco Bell a lot.
I would wear it to remind me to buy TP. I’m always forgetting. Just ask my once proud Scientific American magazine collection about that! I’m getting really tired of wiping my ass with inventor’s diagrams and pictures of the latest stealth aircraft. Yeah, my trash teaches dumpster divers to get a f***ing job and stop being a cheap-ass.
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If You Like It, Put A Cathedral Ring On It
Nothing says love like putting a giant cathedral on her finger. Plus, now your betrothed can punch a fancy church right through your eye socket when she catches you cheating. This thing even has gargoyles and a skull. It probably even has a little priest that comes out and blesses you every hour.
It will cost you $6,500.00 from Etsy seller MetalCoutureJewelry, but it will be bigger than anything her friends are wearing.
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Bubble Yum Earrings Are Bubblicious
Hey baby. You are looking sweet as bubble gum and twice as sticky. Eh, that didn’t come out right. Just let me nibble on your ear a little. Other girls are Bubble Gum, but you are Bubble Yum.
Say what? I don’t know why you always lose an earring at my place. *blows a bubble* You may lose an earring, but the backside of your dress gains a sticky gum wad. *light smack on your fanny* Now git along now.
If Looks Could Kill: Murder Weapon Earrings
These Murder Weapon earrings from Etsy seller PlumeriaMAccessories make murder weapons fashionable. You can choose from a Butcher’s Knife, Axe and a Hack Saw.
Murder them with fashion. Each of the weapons are nice and bloody as if little psychos had used them to hack someone to pieces, before you hung them on your ears. Only $7.13. Click through for the other versions.
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