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Crazy Scary Horror Dioramas

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horror dioramas
It’s time to talk about terror on a tiny scale. *You mean your peen?* Very funny, but no. Why can’t you be like all of the ladies and just leave him alone? No, I’m talking about small scale dioramas with weird-ass stuff going on in them.

Etsy seller OminousPossessions creates all kinds of dark and disturbing mini dioramas. Stuff like Freakshows, Freddy Kreuger vs Jason Voorhees, killer clowns with blood everywhere. Dude’s got a deranged mind, but at least he’s working through it by painting miniatures.

I work through my issues with small art all the time myself. Small Art is my “little person” therapist. I spend half of my sessions just trying to work through my fear of little people. The other half trying to get the guy to stop crying like a baby. He’s a little sensitive. What? You are a little person AND a therapist. You never thought this would come up? I got issues!
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Custom Amigurumi Exorcist Playset

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Amigurumi Exorcist Play Set
Check out this handmade scene from the 1973 film The Exorcist. It features a crocheted Regan sitting in bed, projectile vomiting onto a stunned Father Merrin. That is some quality crochet vomit right there!

This pukey homage to the classic horror movie stands about 9″ tall. Believe it or not, I’ve never seen this movie. Obviously, it’s about a priest caring for a young and sick girl. Seems like a real feel good flick. Gonna check this one out.

Update: Holy crap guys! It’s like 3 A.M. and I can’t sleep because that movie was not a feel good movie! It was a feel like Satan is hiding in every corner and going to possess you movie. Gonna go hide under my blanket some more and cry and whimper at every creak and groan this old house makes.

Update 2: Phew. I’m so silly. Those creaks and groans weren’t the house. Just the bed struggling to hold my fat ass.
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Miniature Wooden Alien Cow Abduction UFO Scene

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ufo cow abductionThis hand carved miniature Alien Cow Abduction scene by artist David T. Arber Jr. is the perfect toy for kids or adults who like to re-enact scenes of cow abduction. It recently sold for $112.50 on Ebay.

If only E.T. just wanted to phone home. The real world is more complicated and terrifying than that. E.T. wants to abduct humans and cows, playing strange games with their bungholes. It’s because they made a deal with our government. Their technology in exchange for being Earth’s premiere proctologists.

Now if you will excuse me, my tin foil hat is picking up some transmissions from a nearby star. I have to send a signal back. EARTH TO ET. COME IN ET. THIS BACKSIDE IS A-OKAY. NO NEED FOR AN EXAM. I REPEAT, NO NEED FOR EXAM. STAND BY FOR NEW TARGET NAME. GEORGE LUCAS. I REPEAT, GEORGE LUCAS.
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It’s Your Funeral: 50-Piece Mini Graveyard Kit In Custom Wooden Coffin

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graveyard kitSo, you are playing with your LEGO minifigs and LEGO Batman and Robin are fighting LEGO Joker. Suddenly LEGO Joker kills the Boy Wonder. Eventually Batman ends the fight and hauls the Joker off to Arkham Asylum. Sadly, it is time for a visit to the graveyard, so you can have a funeral and bury your sidekick. Alas, LEGO doesn’t make a kit for that.

Fortunately, Etsy seller jpants4sale does and you can get it for just $170. The set comes in it’s own wooden coffin too.
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Miniature Mouse Skin Rug

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Miniature Mouse Skin RugNow you’re living in style. This miniature mouse skin rug will creep up your home. It’s not really big enough for your floor at just 6 inches long, but it makes a sweet coaster. Use it to send a clear message to any mice that want to invade your home. This is what happens to mice around these parts.

Attach a swiffer pad to the bottom for some weird serial killer cleaning. It is just $60. More shots after the break.
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