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Skeleton Platform Boots

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skeleton boots
Get your bones in these Skeleton Platform Boots and tower over everyone else while showing the world your skeletal feet. They say SWEAR on the side so I just cursed my butt off. Nah. I lied. Just like after every workout my butt is still there.

Well, I did kind of swear when I saw these. I was all like, “F**kity f**k that’s a cool pair of boots! I gotta show the creepers.” Then I stubbed my toe and went on a 2 minute swear-rant that ended with me washing my own mouth out with soap. If there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s a potty mouth. I hate having to do it, but how else will I learn?
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Off-Road Commode Truck Hitch Toilet Seat

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off road commode
The Off-Road Commode Truck Hitch Toilet Seat turns your hillbilly pickup into a dump truck. As in you can attach this thing to your truck hitch and sit on it and take a dump. Seriously. Check out the image below for proof.

It will hold up to 500 pounds. Cuz any hillbilly over 500 pounds isn’t going to be out in the middle of nowhere anyway. That guy’s gonna be chilling with a beer and a big barrel of cheese balls and not care where he dumps his cargo. Enjoy the bonus demo video.
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Taxidermy Fly On A Stick

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taxidermy fly on a stick
Hey, why not? A Taxidermy fly. As if you don’t have enough of them bothering you at picnics and when people leave the door open. GET OFF MY SANDWICH YOU FILTHY FREAK!

This weird fly on a stick comes in a little glass dome. Now you won’t spread your filthy diseases everywhere! You say you would love to be a fly on the wall. Now you can be. Just put a tiny spy mic in this thing and you are a fly on the wall.
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Instant Cemetery Displays

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Instant Cemetery Display
Check this out! Boom! Instant Cemetery! Which beats dying and boom! Instant cemetery! These displays are ready to display for Halloween or just year long weirdness. 17 hand drawn tombstones for your mantle, with matching storage tin. They can be lit by candles or holiday lights. Pretty spooky.

Call me a gravedigger cuz I dig this all day long! Get one for yourself and play some creepy theremin music. The seller crafterella has several sets available.
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Holographic Alien Necklace

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alien necklace
This necklace is holographic and psycho-futuristic. I just made that word up. I hope it goes viral. But in a good way. Not in a “scratch all night and it forms blisters” kind of way. Not only will this Holographic Alien Necklace look good on your neck. It will also make you dress up like a sexy future girl and twirl your hair as you kneel on a holographic floor.

You can’t say that about every necklace. I guess technically, it’s a choker, so aliens will be choking you. I guess you won’t mind because you will be looking so super-retro-back to the future-fly-sup-world that you won’t even care. Cool for you. Just bring me back a pair of those glasses. Please?
alien necklace