Etsy seller DeadGoodJewellery‘s friend found some roadkill by the roadside(off-road kill in that case) so naturally they played with the corpse and turned it into a dead fortune telling squirrel. Because that is what most of us would do in that situation. She says that it is inspired by the film “The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus”.
Let me gaze into my crystal ball… I see darkness. No. Two lights approach.
Is it a tall handsome stranger?
No. It is a car.
Is it my car?
No. The headlights draw closer. The light is blinding.
Is it my mother? She is supposed to pick me up after this reading.
No. It is…Ahhhhh! So much blood.
Oh no. Am I going to die?
What? Sorry. Was seeing my own death in this thing. That happens sometimes. Holy hell! What a bloody mess! Where were we? Oh yeah. Your reading. Looks like you are destined to be mauled by a dead squirrel who is hell-bent on revenge. The answer is yes. You ARE going to die!
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Which came first, the chicken or the legs? Wait, what? What the hell am I looking at, a Pokemon? I’m pretty sure Chickapede evolves into Chickasnake. Whatevs. It all evolves into Chicken Nuggets in the end. This piece of mutant chicken taxidermy comes from Etsy seller 
Pissed that you never found a pot of gold from a Leprechaun under a rainbow? I hear ya. I’m pretty pissed about that myself. I chased rainbows for a whole summer once, driving a Ford Pinto, hanging a super soaker out the window, trying to create rainbows on the open highway. No dice. Leprechauns are the tight-fisted cheapskates of the mythical world.
It’s ducky dump time for this little bird making turds. He’s clearly been there for a while. He hasn’t even opened that roll of toilet paper and he has all kinds of reading material and a mug. Not enough roughage. 
This Squirrel is prepared for the apocalypse. Are you? He has his machine gun, gas mask, extra ammo belt and some ear protection for target practice. This rodent is ready for action. Mount him on your wall as a reminder that you must be prepared.