Jesus And Mary As Batman And Robin

Batman and Robin Virgin Mary and JesusLooks like Jesus and Mary like the old cosplay. Mary looks pretty sexy as Batman, but Jesus as Robin just looks like Weird Al Yankovic. This dynamic duo is hand painted and only $150. from Etsy seller mdinovo, who sells a bunch of statues that have been given a comic book or pop culture makeover.

Click through to see a Virgin Mary Darth Maul and John Rambo Jesus… John Rambo Jesus. Damn that is a sweet name. “I swear to John Rambo Jesus, if you don’t shut up-” “What in the John Rambo Jesus is going on here?”
Read more “Jesus And Mary As Batman And Robin”

I’m Having A Crayola Coronary: Recycled Crayon Human Hearts

crayon human heartsEtsy seller TaylorAnnArt captured our hearts with her sexy Hot Glue corset and now these crayon human hearts have captured our attention. I think she should make a triple bypass coloring book, with pages and pages of obese folk scarfing down Big Macs and downing Big Gulps.

Each heart is made from about 30 crayons. They look pretty cool. I plan on using them to keep those noisy neighbor kids away from my house. “Oh hey. Thanks for making all that noise by my window you snot-nosed mobile fetus. Do you like crayons? Oh yeah? THIS ONE was made from the heart of the last little boy who interrupted my mid-day nerd nap! Enjoy!”
Read more “I’m Having A Crayola Coronary: Recycled Crayon Human Hearts”

Dead Irish Leprechaun With Throne And Gold

Dead Irish LeprechaunPissed that you never found a pot of gold from a Leprechaun under a rainbow? I hear ya. I’m pretty pissed about that myself. I chased rainbows for a whole summer once, driving a Ford Pinto, hanging a super soaker out the window, trying to create rainbows on the open highway. No dice. Leprechauns are the tight-fisted cheapskates of the mythical world.

Now we can have our revenge. This little greedy O’Grady, Paddy McDuff or whatever his name was, didn’t have the luck of Irish, to which I can only say HAHA, Nelson from the Simpsons style.

Now you can display his gold lovin’ corpse in your home. He’s just $47. from Etsy seller footstepsinthewind. He has a little gold chain that no one has been able to pry from his dead fingers, his throne and a small gold piece. So, I’m calling him….Paddy O’Furniture.
Read more “Dead Irish Leprechaun With Throne And Gold”

Someone Has A Serious Case Of Ouija Head

Ouija board head dollMany come from miles away to talk to the dead. She watches them watching her. She can feel the planchette tracing words on her face. She speaks the words aloud, forming sentences. The ghosts’ hands are cold. So very cold.

Yeah. That’s what happens when you have a Ouija board for a head. Kind of looks like a Pop-Tart too. Now there’s a combination. Communicate with the other side and then take a bite out of it. Well, I’m off to secure the patent folks. When next we meet, I will be blogging from my personal jet.

This creepy and cute doll comes from Etsy seller ForeverFall. Sadly, the item is sold, but if you ask real nice, maybe they will make you one. Full image below.
Read more “Someone Has A Serious Case Of Ouija Head”

Taxidermy Duckling Taking A Dump: Has A Serious Case Of Diorama

duck dumpIt’s ducky dump time for this little bird making turds. He’s clearly been there for a while. He hasn’t even opened that roll of toilet paper and he has all kinds of reading material and a mug. Not enough roughage. This $50 display even has an articulated head and feet.

I can relate. Finally put some IKEA bookshelves in the bathroom today. Also, a hot plate and a laptop stand. Looks like I’m gonna be here for awhile.
Read more “Taxidermy Duckling Taking A Dump: Has A Serious Case Of Diorama”