Which came first, the chicken or the legs? Wait, what? What the hell am I looking at, a Pokemon? I’m pretty sure Chickapede evolves into Chickasnake. Whatevs. It all evolves into Chicken Nuggets in the end. This piece of mutant chicken taxidermy comes from Etsy seller Casperscreatures who doesn’t know when to leave nature alone.
Seriously, stop creating nightmares. And DO NOT let electricity hit this thing. House centipedes are bad enough. I don’t need Chickapedes running around in the world. I’m gonna need a bigger shoe!
Read more “Chickapede: Ten Legged Centipede Chicken”
If you can’t beat them, drink out of their rotten Zombie skulls. Raise a toast and smash their rotted faces together, for tomorrow we battle the undead. Well… The rest of you will battle. I’ll be hiding in a cellar somewhere, wishing you all the best. Then when you get back, I’ll act like I did all the work. Cool?
You remember these trolls right? These freaky looking dolls with magical rainbow afros were pretty popular in the 80s. I always thought that these little creepers should be locked up in some kind of 
Hey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.
So, you are playing with your LEGO minifigs and LEGO Batman and Robin are fighting LEGO Joker. Suddenly LEGO Joker kills the Boy Wonder. Eventually Batman ends the fight and hauls the Joker off to Arkham Asylum. Sadly, it is time for a visit to the graveyard, so you can have a funeral and bury your sidekick. Alas, LEGO doesn’t make a kit for that.