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Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Bar Stools

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Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Bar Stools
So Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein walk into a bar… That’s all I got, cuz I was so scared I left. But if you want them to visit your bar, get these cool Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Bar Stools. Even monsters need a place to park their rumps. At least that’s what my wife says every time I enter the room, plop down into the chair and break it into a million pieces.

One chair has Franky’s face and the other features his bride’s face. If you buy these and put them in your home, they WILL come and run up a tab. I’ll come too as long as we have a tab going. I’ll have what he’s having. Even though he’s only having it cuz his wife’s face looks like that. Hey. don’t groan at me Frank, you married her.

Pink Mounted Werewolf Head

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Pink Mounted Werewolf Head
What can I tell ya. It was the 90s. There was a rave. A Werewolf attacked. So I took the pacifier out of my mouth, shoved my lightstick down it’s throat along with some X and this guy got less bloodthirsty. He’s all like, I wuv you man. I weally weally wuv you. I ever tell you that?” We partied all night then I took his head and decorated my house with this Pink Mounted Werewolf Head.

He’ll never raid a rave on a full moon again!
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Special Edition Cryptids Figures

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Special Edition Cryptids Figures
Holy crazy Cryptids! These Special Edition Cryptids Figures are cast in black resin, faux-painted with powdered metal in a clear acrylic suspension, then given an antique paint wash. All so you can collect them on your shelf. You can choose from pewter or bronze finish. You get Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra and Mothman.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! They come with four double-sided Kollektor Kardz® with true-life information about each cryptid. That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Crypt-tacular!

Nosfercatu Art Print

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Nosfercatu Art Print
Don’t ever trust those leathery alien-like cats. Here’s why. They’re probably vampires like this guy. This Nosfercatu Art Print is scaring the hell out of me. Stop looking at me like I’m a mouse dude. And where did you even get a coat that fits you so well? You put that paw down mister. You stop teasing your claws menacingly in my direction or Nosfercatu isn’t getting any wet food tonight. Yeah, that’s what I thought!

Custom Creature from the Black Lagoon Lamp Shade

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Custom Creature from the Black Lagoon Lamp Shade
Hey Aqua lung… Talking to you fish-man. This Custom Creature from the Black Lagoon Lamp Shade will light your room in a swampy light that is gonna look awesome. The images were taken from 600 film grabs pulled off the DVD, then a greenish tint was added to give it that swampy look. Which is perfect for my room, what with all of the molds and puddles and stuff, from not cleaning. I saw a frog around here the other day even.
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