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Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs

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Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs
These cool Octopus Tentacles And Dragonscale Mugs from CogsnCords look great. Let’s you and me get them and we can bump uglies. By uglies I mean tentacles. And dragonscales.

I hope those tentacles don’t reach back in the mug and drink my beer all up, but I wouldn’t mind if they tickled my mustache and under my chin while I’m taking a long swig. The dragonscales won’t be any trouble. Let’s you pet a dragon while you are getting drunk. I guess you’re draining the dragon as you drink up too. These mugs are awesome.
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Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips

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Awesome Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips
Let Cthulhu run his tentacles through your hair. These Cthulhu Themed Hair Clips and accessories from TheCuriousCogsmith are perfect for Lovecraft fans. So put some tentacles and eyes in your hair. Everyone will know you are Cthulhu’s girl, because now you are marked.

People like me would approach to flirt with you,but then we’ll see that hair clip and be all like, “Nope. Don’t need to be killed by Cthulhu, whether you are aware that you are his bride or not. Laterz. By the way, your hair looks awesome. Just sayin”
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Squid Plush Body Pillows

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Giant Squid Plush Body Pillows
It’s a squid party on the couch and everyone’s invited. Everyone with tentacles that is. You can have your very own squid squad, which sounds like an awesome underwater buddy cop show. I can’t wait to see the pilot. Well, hello Ms. Calamari, so glad you could make it. Squidworth my man, how are you? Give me five…multiple times. I’m just squid-ding around with ya. Don’t spit at me. Think before you ink my brotha! We all gonna Netflix and chill? Not like that my man. You crazy. We’re just gonna hang and have a good time.

When you have a bunch of squid, you’ve either got a party or a dinner. These Giant Squid Plush Body Pillows make it a party. Fill up your couch and snuggle with them all night long. Just don’t cuddle too long. Things get weird. Is it an adult activity at that point? I’m not judging. Just be aware that it’s a fine line between innocence and a weird, plush squid orgy.

Mutant Sea Creature Vase

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Mutant Sea Creature Vase
This Mutant Sea Creature Vase is all kinds of ugly. In a good way. Everything under the sea is ugly. Just a bunch of creatures all swimming under the sea, bumping uglies. If you ever visit an Octopus’ garden and steal some flowers, put them in this vase. If I’m honest, it looks like a big open scab that’s bubbling after you put the hydrogen peroxide on. Except it doesn’t collect all that lint around the edges when you leave it uncovered. You know what I’m talking about.

I wonder if all of the sea creatures will evolve into floating scabs. How would we ever resist picking them? We have over-fished the seas, it’s only natural we over-pick it’s scabs. This has been another addition of Deep thoughts. With me.

Octopus + Pug Dog = Octopug Necklace

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Octopus + Pug Dog = Octopug Necklace
This Octopug Necklace combines two weird things that frighten me, natures Octopus and Natures Pug Dog. Fun fact: Octopi are the only pie I’m scared of. I’ll eat anything else up in a second. The Octopug is nature’s latest mutant creation. It is absolutely Pugnacious! (Just proving I can too use big words, even if I am just guessing at the meaning cuz I heard it somewhere.)

*Wears my new necklace as I walk around town all cool-like* Sup? Pug life yo! Check out my bling bling. I am so awesomely cool now. Thank you dog-tentacled thing!