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Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers

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Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers
Aceofclay makes some really cool Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers. Pfft! Can they reach their tentacles down and turn off the light when I leave the room? *Lights go off.* Damn, I guess they can. Can you turn it back on? It’s not that I’m scared of the dark, I always scream when the lights go off, cuz I’m excited about saving money on my electricity bill.

Okay, I admit it. I’m scared. Can we get the lights back on? It’s not fair when an Octopus bullies a man-pus. C’mon squid it already. I mean quit it. *Lights come on* Much better. Now where was I? Oh yeah, these light switch covers are pretty awesome. Even if they do have a mind of their own.
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Coffin Lantern – Go To The Light!

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Coffin Lantern - Go To The Light!
This Coffin Lantern must be what the Grim Reaper holds up when he comes to visit people. You see a lantern like this, you know you’re in trouble. This would look great in your horror themed home. Hey, if moths are attracted to light, do undead moths get attracted to a coffin light? I hope we don’t have a wave of zombie moths because of these things. I might put this outside of my house just to keep others away. Eh, I’m anti-social like that.
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Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder

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Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder
This Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder will give you a cool place to rest your phone. Or, as it shows here, a ten year old iPod that you are still using for some reason. Your phone will look like it sits abandoned in a creepy graveyard, with this guy lurking right behind it. This guy is like some undead Price is Right model, proudly displaying your phone and grunting. He’s got one job to do and he does it well. That job is to hold your phone and look scary. Good job zombie. This will work great for me cuz the only time I even use my phone is to order pizza. It spends the rest of it’s life getting lost.
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Creepy Aged Human Skull Soap Lotion Dispenser

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Creepy Aged Human Skull Soap Lotion Dispenser
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again… You will want to put the lotion on when it comes from this Creepy Aged Human Skull Soap Lotion Dispenser. Mr. soapy skull here is more than happy to pump out the lotion. I would suggest using a red liquid of some kind, so it looks like brains, but that’s just me. I got problems.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Clown Bust

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space Clown Bust
I’m creeped out by this Killer Klowns From Outer Space Clown Bust. You never want to have an encounter with a tiny UFO that honks at you like a clown car and then lands so a bunch of clowns pile out and act all clowny. Now that’s a nightmare and that’s what killer clowns are all about. Now you can own one of them in terrifying bust form.

When they aren’t terrifying people with their freaky faces, they do kids parties on alien worlds.
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