Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring

Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring
TheScaryCloset lives up to their name by storing murderous dolls in their closet. Like Slappy The Dummy From Goosebumps and Annabelle from the Conjuring. These life sized replicas are pure nightmare fuel. Never want to sleep again? Buy these freaky freak faces. Yeah, these things are conjuring goosebumps all over my skin.

Click through for a shot of Anabelle too. It’s stuff like this that reminds me there’s a hell. You gotta act right or this is your afterlife. Having lunch with Lucifer and his demon dolls for all eternity. I’m changing my ways. At the very least, no more using swiffer pads and putting them back in the box, so I can get my money back. I’m turning over a new leaf.
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Krampus Christmas Wreaths: Ho Ho…No!

Krampus Christmas Wreaths
These Krampus Christmas Wreaths are pretty cool. Ho Ho No! They are from Etsy seller FantasyClayFlowers. Krampus punishes naughty children during Christmas. Not to be confused by my grandfather aka Grampus, who likes to take his teeth out and torture kids on Christmas. Fun fact: I always thought Krampus was spelled Crampus and only came out once a month so that women could torment men as revenge for cramps. The wife’s been nice for awhile, so basically, myth busted.

Hmmm. If you get a tramp stamp of Krampus, you have a Trampus. Something to think about. I’ll give you one, you give me one, cool? Hey! You gave me Grampus! WTF! Not cool!

On second thought, they do kinda look the same. Except Krampus has teeth.
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Squirrel In Underpants Ornament

Squirrel In Underpants Ornament
I see London, I see France, I see a Squirrel In Underpants. And some things you can’t un-see. You would be nuts not to have this Squirrel In Underpants Ornament on your Christmas tree. Are you looking for nuts, Squirrel? Check that elastic waistband and I bet you find two. This guy looks pretty happy to just be chillin’ in his briefs. Chillin’ on your tree. Occasionally scratchin’ himself in his underwear. Actin’ all Squirrelly.

This ornament is for my kind of Christmas. I would be sitting in my chair in my underwear, staring at him. He would be in his underwear staring at me from the tree. Then the guy in his underwear outside would be staring at us both- What the hell? Who invited that guy?

Anywho, animals in underwear are better than animals bare. That’s what I always say. Which is why I like to venture into the forest and underwear all the critters at night.

These Monster Hanging Chairs Scare The Sit Out Of Me

Monster Hanging Chairs
South African designer Porky Hefer has reimagined the nest chair as monster hanging chairs that will take a bite out of your butt if you sit in them. These chairs are all monster, all mouth, all the time. They are in orca, anglerfish, pelican, pufferfish, and crocodile versions. The series is called “Monstera Deliciosa”. That means that monsters find you tasty. This beats my attempt at making all of my chairs into monsters. *Looks at the googly eyes on my bean bag chair. Jumps on and sinks in, disappearing. Sticks my arm out, giving the thumbs up.* I’m all good peeps. Just give me like an hour until it spits me out.

Make a chair into a monster? I even tried insulting it, telling it that it would never be loved, and neglecting it in favor of the other chairs in the house. Unfortunately, how my parents made me a monster doesn’t work on chairs. I guess I’m not an artist. Whatevs. I’m pretty good at farting the A-Team theme song though. I’m a fartist.
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Skeleton Molds For Making Creepy Candy

Skeleton Molds For Making Creepy Candy
If you want some scary candy, you can make skeleton parts with these Skeleton Molds. Make yourself a skull-sucker, some sour ribs, whatever you want. You can get parts for the upper body and the lower body. I’m gonna make an entire chocolate skeleton. Do you dare me to eat the whole thing? Do you double-dog dare me? Triple-dog dare me? Where the hell did you get so many dogs?

Okay, you had me with the original dare. When it comes to eating chocolate I am in fact Daredevil. Cuz I’m all over Netflix while I chomp away and it looks like Hell’s Kitchen up in here.
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