I love the Super Mario games, but Boo scares the hell out of me. You face him, he freezes, you turn away and he comes closer. Stop doing that. It’s creepy. Just face me head on. Enough with that stalking stuff already. Really I’m just mad because this is the same exact thing I do when I see a lady I like.
Get out of my way jerk. I remain frozen. She turns to leave. I follow. She looks back. I freeze. Interesting fact: Police don’t really “get” that game. Anywho, this is a rad bowl to eat from while playing some Super Mario. Only $35. They also have Bob-omb, the Piranha Plant and Chain Chomp.
Hey baby, you know you wanna let my face all up in there. Twice. 
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When you see a steampunk octopus wearing goggles, waving a trident at you, while riding a chariot, you better run like hell. 
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